yourbones: somegirlnamedkaitlyn: My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent? Nailed it.
lacigreen: westbor0baptistchurch: Shall I compare thee to a Summer’s Eve? You’re a douche bag. douche bag is the best insult because it actually is terrible for your vag
vocaroo: in the future if my kids tell me that they are gay i’ll just be like “what” because i don’t plan on having any kids so how the hell did they get there
roseisreturning: mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
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